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Romeo’s Dead

From Champagne Books

 

Take a walk through Lark Creek, a cheery Midwestern town populated with the typical cast of characters: Gretchen Parks, seamstress; Willie Hayes, owner of the local hardware store; John Bremmer, town constable; Jean Louis Lautrec, dormant vampire buried in Gretchen’s backyard.

 

Vampire? Yep. Toss in a coven of goddess-worshipping witches, a centuries old curse, and a pack of supernatural wolves and watch the town squirm like a chemical-soaked ant hill.

 

While landscaping, Gretchen Parks, a descendent of a powerful witch queen, uncovers Jean in her backyard. Time’s are tough and she filches treasure from the skeleton, unaware she’s just broken her ancestor’s curse. Once awake, suave Frenchman Jean sets his sights on Gretchen. His belle laide, beautiful ugly woman, is far from being a romantic. Convincing a jaded middle-aged woman that she’s still smoking is tough work, but turning her into a vampire hottie may get him staked.

 

Can’t witches, goddesses, vampires, and townsfolk all get along? Apparently not, in this poignant (or at the very least, memorable) tale of how matches not made in Heaven sometimes work and why walking in the woods at night is ill-advised (unless you want to catch your neighbors dancing naked in the moonlight).

 

 

 

 

 

“Lord Almighty! With a title like — “Romeo’s Dead but Juliette Faked It”—how can you not pick up this book? It’s the whole reason I decided to read this short novella to begin with. Paranormal stories with vampires and pagan rituals are not my usual weekend read, but it was the snappy dialogue and the fun, romantic comedic tone that kept me turning the pages.” -Long and Short Reviews

 

“I read the story all in one sitting, couldn’t put it down. And I would love to see these characters again, and see where they go from here.” -The Romance Studio